Update Time!!

Haven't updated my blog for a while....been pretty darn busy these past few days....

Finally Went through my IBS second call last friday.....what a relieve...finally it's over and done with!!...well...until the third and final call that is....surprisingly things went quite smoothly,Mr Chua was pretty sane and not too obnoxious throughout the second call and he said he liked my demonstration alot.......I brought two thermal flasks of freshly brewed coffee(one was brewed from "My company's" arabica coffee beans and the other was brewed from my "Competitor's" beans) and ziplock bags of coffee beans and coffee powder for my demonstration....where I conducted a taste and smell taste.....

But guess what?That fella did'nt take a drop of coffee that I brought...he just whiffed the two cups of coffee I poured him and was pretty impressed by the aroma.....wah kao...waste my time brewing the two flasks of coffee and buying such expensive coffee beans($35 per kg!!)........so in the end,after I finished my presentation...I had to clear my products from his table and to poured down two freaking cups of hot coffee into my mouth.....Simultaneously I must add!!! since the other guy was waiting outside liao cos my presentation over shot the time limit.......haiz but at least got a "B+"....which is the best grade Chua is willing to give his students...

After IBS, I caught a movie in town with Felix,Wenjun and Huiling......we wanted to watch "13 going on 30" but then limited seats left and only certain theatres were playing the movie....so we caught "The Terminal" instead.......

I thought it was gonna be a fairly long and boring movie...but surprisingly it was pretty good.....funny,touching and entertaining.....and lots of humorous bits throughout the film....Tom Hanks's acting was great.....funny,charming and he does a pretty good quasi-russian accent....and Catherine Zeta Jones was as lovely as ever......but I gotta say the greatest,coolest Break-out character from the film was that damn bangla cleaner......Gupta!!He was Spouting conspiracy theories,running after planes with a mop stick, hatching evil schemes to make passengers slip and fall and juggling plates too......that black mofo was pure comedy gold man!!!

All in all a pretty good film.......everything tied up in a neat and sweet manner in the end....although Tom hanks got trapped for 9 months in an airport....he still managed to score some hot krakozian-styled action with Catherine Zeta Jones....if that's not a happy story...I dunno what is!!Hell....that's a pretty damn good deal if you ask me....where can I sign up?!

As for this week.....been a tough week man....

Had to take my Market Research Common test on Monday....set by super-slacker and professional George Lam impersonator...Jonas Lee.The Paper was damn hard man....I did'nt know what the hell was going on half of the time.....and the worse part is...The test constitutes 30% of our final grade....and there won't be any retest!!!.......crap on a stick....later on when I told him the test was damn difficult...he just gave a sly smile...you know...the kind of "Siao Ren" smile when his eyes goes all small and beady and his mustache curls up evilly.........damn lar hope that George Lam lookalike falls into a hole or something...

Then on wednesday.....came the Sales Management quiz during our SM lecture......thank the stars above that the SM quiz turned out much,much,much better than the MR common test......everything went quite well for the quiz....plus the best part of the lecture was when Koh Cheng Mun showed everybody that she actually had a sense of humor..for once....but of course her jokes are those subtle,sarcastic kind lar....and she told it with a completely serious and emotionless face......hey....wait a minute...she kinda reminds me........of........of..............ME!!!Shit.....now that's a scary thought.....

Oh and My Father's fiftieth Birthday is coming.........yes its the big Five-O!!Half a century old......wow.....time really flies.....I can still remember when he was much younger,in his early thirties.....now my father is a fairly big guy...not those super over-weight type....but those type with broad shoulders,solid thick frame and a pretty imposing figure ..........when I was five or six yrs old....he just seemed like hugest most indestructible person ever.....like Shrek or something!!sometimes when he came back from work, he would take his shirt off,lie flat on his back and he would ask me to massage him by standing on top of his back and walk up and down his back.....(You know...like what those Thai Masseuse do in massage parlors)...wow and I would be walking up and down the back of this gigantic person like I was on some human treadmill or something......and he even paid me one buck for very half and hour back-walking session....cool...one buck........thanks Dad....I would be able to open my own massage centre in maybe ......two centuries or so....

His Birthday is on October ....so now I'm cracking my head for what to get my father on his birthday.......I must get him something presentable, fairly expensive,appealing to him and something symbolic that fits the occasion.....there's one problem.....I can't figure out what that something is!! Haiz...at least I got a few more weeks to think about it.........3 decades of working,almost 7 days a week up to this day....must get something good for him........I know...Lunch at Jack's place!!no.......alittle cheap skate ......An Ang Bao!!...nope.....how stupifyingly unoriginal....damn buying presents is not my area of expertise....

I think I'm gonna make him a card though....I made an X-men card for my mum on her birthday.....did a super detailed drawing of Wolverine with every little strand of facial hair carefully drawn in.....but my mum seems confused by my card design though....she asked me:"How come there's this hairy looking creature with claws in the card saying Happy Birthday to me.....who is he??!!".........hahha....haiz I got some unused A4 drawings of SpongeBob Squarepants,Forever Friends bears,Dee Dee from Dexter's laboratory and Power Puff girls..for the Valentine cards I'm probably never gonna make for my friends...hahahha.....maybe I can recycle those drawings......wonder how my father will react to receiving a Spongbob Squarepants Birthday card for his 50th birthday??.......Dis-own me maybe...hahahaha

Alright that's enough rambling.....my Friends been telling me that my blog posts are damn bloody long....so I looked through my posts and true enough...all my posts are like freaking mini-essays or something........yo man...I provide people with Better value for their money...more bang for your buck than any other blog!!!!!.......where else could you read about the exciting adventures and exploits of characters like Poop Face and Chua Monkey......I'm like the Aunty Aggie of all blogs!!haha....