Me,Myself and.....Poop face

So.....Let's talk about Poop face.

Had to meet her for one of my projects today,that we are supposed to do together....so we were supposed to meet at Bukit Panjang Plaza at 2 pm...but that sucker came 20 mins late....so I sent her an sms basically asking her to get her ass down to BP Plaza ASAP....

A few mins later, I received an sms from her.....stating that of course she's late because she has to spend a lot of time to "search" for her marketing notes that we need to use for our project discussion. So anyways I was kinda bored and decided to piss her off....so I sent her another SMS telling her that I set up the meeting at 10 am today,she had like 5 bloody hrs to get the notes ready and that her excuse was lame.....

I succeeded in riling her up..hahaha....she sent me another sms....it went something like this" shit lar you....if you are able to get ready so fast, why dun you prepare all the notes and work yourself before meeting up." So anyways I replied saying "We haven't even touched this project....what preparations can I make?But Make sure you open your mouth for the discussion, I don't want to see you just keeping quiet and taking notes...MAKE SURE!!"

Naturally I received no further replies from her.....because she knows as far as project discussions are concerned,i'm the last person she wants to piss off. She's created a situation where she doesn't contribute more than 3 sentences for every 3 hr project discussion.....leaving me to come up with basically all necessary information for the projects......so she knows that she can't piss me off cause I'm basically doing the entire project myself and knows that she can't do the project without MAJOR input from me, while I on the other hand can hold my own without any help from her.

So basically I'm pretty snarky with her nowadays ,because although she's a real free rider cum mood killer cum black faced mofo with a bad attitude.....I don't want to shout at her or just flare up at her because luckily for her she's a girl and secondly i'm doing all my projects with her so seeing her putting on an even blacker face than usual for all future project meetings might make me go "kill Bill" on her pasty ass....

I think I'm justified in being snarky and sarcastic with her.......I mean working with her on all my projects is HELL ....so I have to bust her chops every now and then....cos I need to get my laughs where I can find them ....this being such a crappy situation and all...

I think poop face is gonna be a recurring character on my blog if thsi carries on....so I Promise I won't write anything about her in my next entry......*Crosses fingers....and toes*